GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank : 6,77
DeAge™ : 6906 days • Here since 13 july 2007
Katatonia Dance Of December Souls
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I completely agree two-eighths with what skatarris says. In the morning, before I go to the bathroom, I also listen to Katatonia and I get as mad as a Caribbean walrus if someone dares rate one on the album. Not to mention the review, a magnificent pearl of knowledge, worthy of the highest Pirandellian tradition.
Metallica Death Magnetic
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A friend of mine who read it just told me that it seems to be written by a wheat ear from the Caspian Sea.
Metallica Death Magnetic
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Rather than read the review, I’d rather get fucked by a Swiss cow from Paraguay.
Castellano e Pipolo Grandi Magazzini
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How charming, I laughed so much that I had tears in my eyes.
Out of sadness.
Chambao Endorfinas en la mente
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But how charming is Il_Paolo?
But how much does he know?
Chambao Endorfinas en la mente
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In my opinion, besides your feelings and your supposed adventures with Finnish beauties, you could have said a little more in the review, like what color and how much your usual morning bowel result weighs, the middle name of your neighbor's daughter, and the personal details and profession, one by one, of all the contestants on "L'Isola dei Famosi."
Castellano e Pipolo Grandi Magazzini
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What strange twists of fate, the shit eater is back, and magically muitodestokazzo, lavalin, larock, lukazz, lamenkia, and who knows how many others will follow.
Castellano e Pipolo Grandi Magazzini
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After reading this review, I don't know whether to vomit shit or shit vomit.
Metallica Death Magnetic
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A review as pleasant as being kissed on the ass by a Toucan.
Metallica Death Magnetic
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A review as pleasant as being screwed by the Cloverfield monster.