GiudiceWoodcock

DeRank ™: 6,77

DeAge™ : 6905 days • Here since 13 july 2007

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Metallica Death Magnetic

20 sep 08

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Damn, I forgot to rate the review whose writing style is halfway between a cypress and an eel from Comacchio.

Metallica Death Magnetic

20 sep 08

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Sorry for the delay: a review as enjoyable as being sodomized by a spotted Oregon temptress.

George Lucas Star Wars Ep.II: L'attacco dei cloni

19 sep 08

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Now we find Dream Theater at the movies too.
1 to the nickname and to the review that seems written by a turkey with James Labrie's voice.

Metallica Death Magnetic

19 sep 08

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Venusian, let me get this straight, are you telling me that Richard Gere stuck a squirrel up his ass?

Metallica Death Magnetic

19 sep 08

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Track by track unsinkable like the Titanic.
A review that seems written by a three-legged dwarf goat from Jamaica.

Metallica Death Magnetic

19 sep 08

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Velu, greetings to you as well.
We'll catch up at your next review!

Metallica Death Magnetic

19 sep 08

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In your opinion, would this review have been written better by a Siberian locust or a Sahara wildebeest?

Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits

18 sep 08

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Enbar, me and adonetabagista are two different people.
Believe it if you want, otherwise who cares!
My only fake is Guglielmo Epifani.
My only tradition is to comment with irony and mock those who take themselves too seriously like you.
I’ve never insulted anyone, except for that jerk skatarris, obviously.
Anyway, a bodyguard position has opened up; the previous one squealed, and I dealt with him.
There’s a chance for redemption for you.
If you refuse it, you’re screwed. Decide quickly.

Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits

18 sep 08

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Enbar, what car do you have?

Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits

18 sep 08

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Enbar, I have prepared a Sicilian cassata and a cart full of Sicilian citrus fruits with my own hands for you. Tanu u' Fetusu and Cicciu u' spara in piettu are coming to bring them to you. Gustavo strunz, but now stop bothering Tanz who is a good guy.