Hell

DeRank : 17,41
DeAge™ : 7049 days • Here since 20 february 2007
Korn The Path Of Totality
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To say it's tacky wouldn't do it justice, and besides, I really like a lot of tacky things. This is like stegosaurus poop covered in a soft and creamy layer of pus.
Leonard Cohen Old Ideas
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Certo, inviami pure il testo e procederò con la traduzione.
Leonard Cohen Old Ideas
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Nice troll.
Goth-Trad New Epoch
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3, because you would have kept quiet about how you were coming to fuck off and you would have been truthful. (?)
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost
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Terrible.
James Blake James Blake
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Flatulence.
Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows A Strange Thing To Say
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These Meme reviews break me in two! :DDD
My Dying Bride For Lies I Sire
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I return to this little review almost three years later and I wonder... How the hell did I manage to call it only "ugly" and at the same time give it a decent 3 aka 6.5? A true insult to those albums that really earn a passing grade. This monumental crap was released in 2009 and by the end of the year I didn't even want to listen to it anymore... Pathetic, simply a pathetic and hateful album... Shit in its raw state...
Wolves in the Throne Room Black Cascade
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There's nothing to do. No matter how hard I try, I just can't find a black metal track (but black metal only, without dragging in avantgarde nonsense, post-core, post-rock, and various postal services) more beautiful than "Ahrimanic Trance". This is the black that I want and will always want to listen to... (4.5)
Omit Repose
Omit Repose
31 jan 12
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Dear prog, starting this year you can also add "peacocks" to the list.