EnacOid15-18 Banned

Well, maybe one day everyone will wake up and alternative music groups will start selling millions of copies and become the real cool ones... so there will be people going around saying, "Guys, the real music is Paolo Meneguzzi! Be alternative! Don't listen to commercial crap like Isis, Aphex Twin, or Meshuggah, not to mention the best-sellers of all, Godspeed You Black Emperor... ah, music made just for money! While waiting for this wonderful future, I renew my invitation to join the Birbabirba fan club: the first hundred sign-ups will receive the gift of the Lellykelly vomiting doll, which with just a few drops of Jack Daniels poured into the special slot (in the ass) will spew out green vomit like even the girl from The Exorcist! I LOVE BIRBABIRBA! LOVE, LET'S GET MARRIED!

Attention because this is not a gift to give to a loved one... it's a gift that the same Duncan James or whatever the hell his name is gives to us! Well, yes, that dear boy, always thinking of us... maybe it costs 18 euros instead of 25, that crap. What a dear boy indeed, then they say he’s commercial, but with these prices it's practically a gift! But fuck off (as Nicola Savino used to say when he imitated Galeazzi)! I vote for the establishment of a censorship committee on DeBaser: I'm not asking for much, but at least don’t publish the super shitty reviews. Instead, always publish the silly reviews written with conviction like those from my idol Birbabirba: there we can all vent with insults! This one is so short and pointless that it resembles more of an ad and there’s no fun in insulting it! Diletta, you have to earn your insults... take a cue from Birbabirba, she's on another level, 5 notches above you!

Guys, who wants to be part of the Birbabirba Fan Club? I mean, someone who even bought Maffoni's album (who the hell is that) deserves eternal admiration! Please sign up! By the way, the girl in question has personally written countless reviews on practically all the main rubbish in the world music scene! Birbabirba 5 stars forever!

ATTENTION! Dear Birbabirba, with your consent, I would like to found the first "Birbabirba Fans Club," since among your reviews (which are countless) there are some of the greatest musical disasters ever heard by the human ear! You are amazing, especially because many of these things you've even bought! Well done, let’s support Italian brain-dead music! In my opinion, Maffoni is a gem; I didn’t think he had sold half a copy aside from his relatives! I hold admiration for you! And to think that the most decent thing you’ve reviewed is this megagalactic piece of junk from Mr. Baboomba, who has been washed up for ages! Applause applause applause! I love you! Let’s get married tomorrow! I will organize a signature collection throughout the site so that everyone can join your Fans Club! Never change, always stay the same, and reproduce a lot so we’ll have many little birbabirbine running around the streets and musical sites of this sad, sick world!!!!!! Birbabirba forever

John, maybe we should all shoot ourselves in the head so we can cleanse the world of these sad people who listen to a bit of different music and leave it in the hands of you brilliant geniuses who check who's at the top of the charts before buying a record... but not just you, all of you who ramble about certain bands being criticized for bias, ask yourselves a question: how is it that this fantastic album, which is actually a masterpiece and is unfairly criticized, is liked by people who listen to Laura Pausini, Gigi D'Alessio, Alex Britti, and even Linkin Park (all scientifically proven crap!)??? Tastes are tastes, nobody doubts that, but we need some critical spirit: for example, I used to like a song by Niccolò Fabi called "dica," which is a mega-galactic nonsense, but I liked it... but I don’t go around saying it’s a masterpiece! Just because you like something doesn’t automatically make it the record of the century (especially if you’re writing a review). One last point: the brilliant "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" has the same guitar chords as the ghost track "Maynard's Dick" from Tool's Salival, a song written as a joke but turned out really well. Open your eyes! If you’re kids, you’ll grow up, and Green Day are just fine at your age... if you’re a bit older, it’s serious!!!

Let me preface that until 2-3 months ago I was going around wearing the t-shirt of this album, and I still quite enjoy some LPs of the genre in question. Today, December 12, 2006, I must once again declare dead a period, that of nu-metal, which, in less than a decade, has squeezed all the bands belonging to it dry, just like grunge did. Yes, okay, nu-metal is a term that fits Linkin Park better than Slipknot, Korn, and the like, but this type of music has really run its course. When this album came out, I fell in love with it and listened to it non-stop, getting angry if I read negative reviews. Listening to it now, it doesn't hold up over time, which is something that "Slipknot" and "Iowa" do much better. Instead, I got a much worse feeling from the second Stone Sour album...my ears are really saturated with the usual three-chord riff on the seven-string guitar. Said by a fan: ENOUGH! After all, Joey stated back in the days of the first album that Slipknot would make at most 3 albums because it was too extreme an experience...I hope they stay true to their original intent. I prefer to listen to one of their old albums when I feel like it than to end up with the latest chaotic mess from a band that has already given its all, or worse, a melodic turn! Then even they can't stand the masks anymore...enough playing with the dead! It was nice while it lasted, do something else, other bands, other genres, but do something else, or else I’ll burn that t-shirt!!!!

I almost forgot the grades. two 2s because anyway 1s are given for worse things!

When this album was about to be released, Green Day, coming off mediocre flops like "Nimrod" and "Warning," seemed like a band on the decline, having become too old to make teenage songs like "Basket Case" or "When I Come Around," and unable to elevate themselves to more mature musical forms for obvious commercial and innate talent reasons. Then the single "American Idiot" came out: the usual song of theirs, nice on first listens but nothing special... yet the album was selling well... later "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" dropped, and ta-da: Green Day cyclone, billions and billions of copies sold, everyone becomes a fan and they start acting like clowns posing as engaged rock stars, forgetting that their most famous song is an anthem to masturbation. This album has become the manifesto of politically engaged rock, garnering unanimous praise... BUT SHIT YOURSELVES! To define this stuff, I can only quote a phrase from a friend of mine: "Oh, I'm a fan of Green Day from their early albums, not like the kids who listen to them for fashion... I’ve been listening to them since their first song, 'American Idiot!' (and what the hell are the albums they made after, you brain-dead!) I ABHOR ABHOR ABHOR.

But what’s the point of writing a critical review of a Gigi D'Alessio album? Especially if they don’t even pay you for it... Bring back the die-hard fans who write heartfelt reviews ready to be insulted for life or those who mock the artist... pardon me for using the word artist, I meant delinquent... oh right, maybe this site also gets visited by fans of Giggione D'Alessio interested in the artistic growth of this 56-year-old enfant-prodige who is dating Tatangelo and looks like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons... if one of his fans is reading this comment, hey little buddy... well hello! How are you... well, your uncle just wanted to tell you something... sugar... GO KILL YOURSELF!

Shitty review for a shitty album! Well, what can I say... you were exceptional: addressing an audience of brain-dead ignorant girls, you had to tailor your review to their mental capacities, so four lines of pointless nonsense are more than enough! Well done, well done, well done! You know, I'm not particularly fond of Gigi, but only because I find him too innovative. I prefer the old-school neo-melodic style of Nino D'Angelo and the late Mario Merola. However, I think very highly of him as an actor... once I caught "Annarè" on TV and I was dying of laughter... masterpiece!
P.S. Kill yourself!
P.P.S. But is "uds" a superb quote from the phantasmagorical album by Piero Perù "L'uomo della strada"? If so, well... kill yourself twice so at least you can be sure you've done what you needed to do!