Li

but the slut wasn't you?

Liz is my stage name! (How original, right??) BASTARDS!!! They shouldn't have let a guitarist with the same name as me exist!!!! And now where will she go?? Keep us updated, immense and luminous moon, living encyclopedia of the vast musical panorama past and present! :)))

Zionooneeeeee!!!!!:D I'll summarize it for you!! It's all very simple and at the same time insane... moon and Li: hate and extreme sex. Which one will win??? The more she pisses me off, the more I want to violent her... terrible, right? Only he can do it! Either I marry him or I devour him! ;)

Ok honey, I can also waive the 2 post-its in parentheses (the ones about power and black), but you can keep all my other objections!!!! :P However, damn!! Instead of burning the power CDs, you could have done a charity for the genre fanatics... what a waste you are! Maybe you could have sold them for 1 euro each and made a profit too!! I guess that besides wild sex, I’ll have to teach you the art of saving! Speaking of sex: if you want, we can start for real; I don’t like it on the phone.... maybe through SMS... but I want THE MEAT!!! Remember: YOUR meat!

But how much have I written???? Only you inspire me like this!! :)

Hello my sadistic and perverted teddy bear, did you dedicate the review to me?? How sweet of you... that's amore!! :)) Just for the pure joy of contradicting you: me, Li, powettara, and FAITHFUL follower of Kai Hansen: 1) As soon as I saw the cover, I didn't think "yeeeeaaaaaaaaH! super epic tupa tupa tupa!" (but what does that even mean??) I looked at it, I observed it, and thought "bah... if my sister (6 years old) puts in some effort, she can do better!", also because perhaps you don't quite know power metal well enough to realize that cover art is usually much more detailed and fabulous (in the sense that they include the element of "fantasy"). 2) I heard a few songs from the CD from a friend of mine, and I must say that I liked them quite a bit despite your predictions (you know moon, not everyone is like you who has only heard one power song in your entire life, didn't like it, and since then started judging the genre without even listening to another song of it. Prejudices lead nowhere mon amour! ;)) 3) It's easy to say that black metal is sad because it is, and listening to it even a 3-year-old child would understand that (and then didn't you say you didn't know the genre??? eh eh eh... you missed the mark!) 4) Power metal doesn’t always go hand in hand with epic: don’t misunderstand the two worlds, you ignoramus! You take the whale out to pee while the dragon will take care of its needs on its own! 4) Moontato, we know how to read: and we know it says Mastodon and not Masterplan. Inconfondibili, don’t worry (by the way, I don’t like Masterplan either: take that!) 5) I love you like never before! :)

and they go around the world acting like fools, smashing guitars on cars (what a useless waste!!! billionaires of cxxx!) and fighting at parties and concerts (just look at the various videos...): things that if they did them in real life, they would have already been destroyed, raped, and thrown off a cliff... keep it up Avril! we all believe that you really do those things!!!

What an injustice... I wonder why certain things are understood only by us women??! In my opinion, the fact is that men JUST DON'T WANT TO UNDERSTAND THEM! Well... let them dream, Adriana and Anastacia... :)) Anyway, we're here if you want to think of us... more natural and beautiful than ever! ;P LONG LIVE COMMON AND OFF-KEY WOMEN!!!!! :D

Avril Lavigne is quite a hot chick... I could say a lot about that... aside from the teenage acne that she skillfully manages to hide with foundation and various digital touch-ups, she's five feet tall, as flat as a surfboard, and looks like a little girl... both in behavior and physical appearance. I can understand why you like her style but... how can you say that this kid is hot???? I just don’t get men... As for the music, I don’t understand why she works so hard to build herself up as the angry alternative punk boss against the whole world and then gives us such cliché and commercial garbage at the MTV Music Awards... bah!

Oh my God... nobody doubts she's unlucky... that she has a nice voice too... but that she's "a hot chick"... oh my God... try seeing her in person!!! On TV, with her fake boobs, 3 kilos of foundation, 2 meters of heels, and 5 strictly short dancers to make you look a bit less short... even Camilla would look good! The review is nice but the music... let's skip it! :)