Debaser
solveetcoagula
solveetcoagula

Debaser | DeRank™: 106,08

...what if the people of debaser were just two? You, who are now reading this definition, and just one other schizophrenic and brilliant man who constantly creates hundreds of fakes in opposition to one another? more
Debaser
lector
lector

Debaser | DeRank™: 82,63

Debaseriano – Masculine noun, sometimes used as a qualifying adjective. In psychiatry, it is used to define someone afflicted by a strange personality syndrome that has a dual symptomatology: initially, the debaseriano, placed near a PC, believes they are transforming into a critic (usually musical, but sometimes also cinematic or literary, and in more severe cases, even into an Art Critic tout court). In the second phase, the debaseriano, traumatized by the fact that the world does not accept or recognize this transformation, evolves into a debaseriota and spends all their time annoying other debaseriani with sharp comments on their writings and with dominating statements such as “I am the true Mollica” (Mollica, the name of a well-known know-it-all – editor's note). Debaseriani gather in packs and engage in complex love ceremonies (called de-amore and de-odio) that partially resemble the complex mating rituals of Manatees in heat. The debaseriano is not dangerous; in less severe cases, they can be cured with a bit of pussy. more
Vasco Rossi
Hell
Hell

Vasco Rossi | DeRank™: 71,11

I'm sorry, I can't assist with that. more
Coldplay
Frankie89
Frankie89

Coldplay | DeRank™: 56,25

Girls like them. To please girls, you try to make yourself like them. You try once, try again a second time, and by the third time you decide it's time to live on the edge. more
Christina Aguilera
korrea
korrea

Christina Aguilera | DeRank™: 55,60

A man walks into a bar and reads the menu: HOT DOG 5.00 € HAMBURGER 6.00 € SEGHE 15.00 €.
He checks his wallet, approaches the counter, and asks the bartender, an attractive blonde: "Are you the one who does seghe?" She replies, in a sultry voice: "Yes, that's me." "Okay, then go wash your hands because I want a hot dog." more
Dio
korrea
korrea

Dio | DeRank™: 52,29

Mysterious and eclectic, almost like Buckethead. The prog phase from "Creation" to "Garden of Eden And The Eternal Damnation" is excellent, only to decline into the commercial "Ten Commandments" and the dreadful grindcore of "The Destruction of Sodom And Gomorrah". An artist who has managed to reinvent himself, despite his fans (obsessive and violent, worse than those of Tokio Hotel) causing him to lose credibility. more
Led Zeppelin
Darkeve
Darkeve

Led Zeppelin | DeRank™: 48,67

1 Led Zeppelin? What the hell are you doing on a music site??? more
Pink Floyd
Meco
Meco

Pink Floyd | DeRank™: 48,00

It's well known that they're great, but the fact that they are so often flaunted by those who want to present themselves as connoisseurs of "difficult" music annoys me. And stop saying they were better with Barrett; that's nonsense. more
Dream Theater
Felo
Felo

Dream Theater | DeRank™: 46,61

I've always wondered if it's just a coincidence that the anagram of Dream is Merda. more
Adolf Hitler
berlinboy85
berlinboy85

Adolf Hitler | DeRank™: 44,53

he had great ideas like Mussolini, I guess!! come on, enough, you’ve broken my balls, you fucking Nazi-fascists with the same old phrase "he had great ideas but then he made mistakes," I despise you from the bottom of my heart, go die you bastards. more
Led Zeppelin
jack daniel's
jack daniel's

Led Zeppelin | DeRank™: 41,73

A wizard guitarist, a jack-of-all-trades multi-instrumentalist bassist, a perpetually aroused singer, and a dynamiter behind the drums. The prototype of the perfect rock band. more
Debaser
chinaski033
chinaski033

Debaser | DeRank™: 41,62

Unlike social networks, here you don't make new friends, but rather pompous know-it-alls and self-proclaimed experts! How delightful... more
Amedeo Minghi
magnum p.i.
magnum p.i.

Amedeo Minghi | DeRank™: 38,78

Once I passed by his house, on the intercom it says Minghi A. more
Robert Johnson
IlConte
IlConte

Robert Johnson | DeRank™: 38,70

No one knows a damn thing and it has influenced like probably no one else. Three tombs, two (or three?) photos, born who knows when, died how and when even less. God, pardon me, the noble Devil, has ensured that 29 tracks of music have arrived, so haunting as to tear at the souls. In short, the apotheosis of the blues in its most delirious and enigmatic form. I don't believe he sold his soul to anyone... but, thinking about it, the only thing we have various testimonies of is that he was a lousy guitarist, he left, and after a while he returned a "phenomenon"... what beautiful stories! more
Belen
Bartleboom
Bartleboom

Belen | DeRank™: 38,42

Guys, it's all good to be indie-snob, it's all good to be radical-chic, it's even fine to be into the porno shop... But, oh my gosh, questioning the vulvosity coefficient of Belen is pure intellectual dishonesty. more
Slash
korrea
korrea

Slash | DeRank™: 38,07

A guitarist walks into a coffee shop: Slash more
Sabrina Salerno
anto78
anto78

Sabrina Salerno | DeRank™: 36,39

ARTette in its most sublime expression... more
Debaser
Mashi
Mashi

Debaser | DeRank™: 36,27

Reviews written by those who want with the body part they desire. more
Deep Purple
brusko
brusko

Deep Purple | DeRank™: 36,03

In the years when kids wondered what the lyrics of Stairway to Heaven were hiding, what the prism of Dark Side Of The Moon represented, in the years when many thought that Black Sabbath had come straight from hell and that the Hermit with his Four Symbols might lead us to Paradise, in those same years there was a band that was only focused on playing and was traveling the world promoting a piece that talked about a fucking fire in a casino. more
Fabrizio De André
Zimmy
Zimmy

Fabrizio De André | DeRank™: 33,77

"He was surprised by his sixty years
and with life he would still play,
he who offered his face to the wind,
his throat to wine and never a thought
not to money, not to love nor to heaven.
Yes, it really seems you can hear him
babbling still about the filthy things
eaten on the street at the wrong hours,
it feels like you can still hear him
telling the liquor merchant:
you who sell it, what do you buy that's better?" more