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Ah, the good old days when, as fifteen-year-olds in full hormonal growth, we found ourselves five or six in the basement of the only guy who had the internet (yes, I live in a town, not a city). We cursed and offended people in Napster chat, played basketball in the courtyard, played any first-person shooter + Starcraft + Diablo, teased each other, and recorded any nonsense that crossed our minds. In particular, at that time, we were looking for the extreme.
And so it was that in the music realm, we discovered bands like Sepultura, Slayer, Pantera, and many others. The youthful enthusiasm of a teenage newbie. While browsing Napster, we found a song that made us smile: “Marijuana.” The song was an exaggerated parody of Macarena that praised weed and included, in the end, the inviting sound of a freshly lit bong. From that moment, it was clear that perhaps the band was interesting. I decided to ask a hyper-metalhead friend of mine for a CD of these guys. The Brujeria.
The album he gave me was “Matando Güeros.” The horrible cover (REAL photo) depicted the severed head of a probable rebel in the hands of a guy. I barely decided to try to listen to what these Brujeria were like. The utter disgust. At the time, it reminded me of a senseless form of nemesis of “Morbid Vision” by the early Sepultura. I remember barely being able to listen to it all. After some time, I stumbled upon a music site offering various reviews. Curious, I tried typing the name “Brujeria” (which means witchcraft) and, to my great surprise, saw that the members were from quite famous bands. Now, I don’t remember exactly who they were because I never wanted to delve too much, but there was a guy from Faith No More, another from Napalm Death, one from a band I can’t recall, Dino Cazares from Fear Factory, and a mysterious singer who many speculated might be none other than the legendary Phil Anselmo. Astounded and confused, I set out to find a valid reason to like this album or Brujeria in general, but there was no way.
Later, I decided to ask myself the reason for this side project of these talented artists. The mystery, after years, dissipated until I cared no more. Honestly, I thought it might be some kind of “collective therapy” to vent the anger or torment they had inside, but I couldn’t give myself a plausible explanation, because this torment (theirs, but also the listener’s) lasted the beauty of three albums!!! This is indeed one of the most useless bands in music history along with Anal Cunt (even though at least they did something cute, and also hold the record for the shortest song ever made if I’m not mistaken) and shocking. They are an extreme source of grindcore and brutal in hyper-extreme form. The noise of a jackhammer would sound much more soothing by comparison. The lyrics are utter crap, all hailing Satanism, foul language, black masses, and the vilest racism. The only thing I will remember about them is the back of an album where the various members appeared hooded. Now I know the reason. The reason was shame. How disgusting.
Honestly, I struggle to understand who could be the one who likes them. I repeat. How disgusting. Ps: they are (pretend to be?) Mexican. Also, to avoid displaying the uncensored version of the album, I will put the censored one.
Tracklist Lyrics and Videos
02 Leyes narcos (01:08)
Pendejos
No se juega con las leyes
De los narcos-satanicos
La feria o la vida, me da lo mismo
Que me das ahora la vida o el culo
No me train gueros por que yo los mato
Hombres de la raza, nos tengan cuidado
Rey chivo, cuida la mota
Rey negro, cuida el negocio
Danos poder la chingar
Un soldado llega medio muerto
Los garbachos lo "fackiaron"
Pobre indio sin fuerza
Lo arrastraron por la "calle"-tera
Cuando cae un soldado
La venganza buscamos
La brujeria sirve para eso
Un castigo de muerte
Esos gueros no cruzan vivos
El producto que vendo
En la tienda de satanas
El nos hace rico en poco tiempo
Portate mal, matamos tu familia
Nadie se escapa de ese peligro
Lo que satanas da, te puerde quitar
En un momento, muerte a sangre fria
[English translate: Drug Laws]
Assholes
Don't play by the rules
Of drugs - satanic
...or life, it gives me the same
What do you give me now? your life or your ass
Don't bring me white boys because I kill them
Men of the race, be careful
Goat king, takes care of pot
Black king, takes care of business
Give us the ability to...
A soldier arrives half dead
The Americans fucked him over
Poor native without strength
They dragged him in the street
When a soldier falls
We seek revenge
Witchcraft is good for that
A curse of death
Those white boys won't get out alive
The product I sell
In Satan's store
He has made us rich in a short time
Carry on badly, we kill your family
Nobody escapes this danger
That which Satan gives, he can take from you
In a moment, you die in cold blood
03 Sacrificio (01:17)
Buscos pendejos, virgenes, y gueros
La table te espera,
Para maltratarte con fieros
Cirujia con un machete
sacrificio de sesos para satanas
Brjueria con velas y sangre
Misas negras pa el placer del brujo
Resando ante
s de sacarte la mente
Si quieres salir de la mesa de muerte
Una partida pa abrirte la pansa
El machete no se quebra cortando huesos
Te saco las tripas con mis hunas filosas
Me pelas la verga con tu culo
Espero allarte en mi mesa
[English translate: Sacrifice]
I look for assholes, virgins, and white boys
The table awaits you
To mistreat you with cruelty
Cut with a machete
Sacrifice of brains for Satan
Witchcraft with candles and blood
Black masses for el Brujo's pleasure
...before removing your brain
If you want to leave the table of death
A... open your belly
The machete doesn't break cutting bones
I remove your guts with my sharp...
You... my dick with your ass
I expect you to be on my table
04 Santa Lucía (00:41)
Santa Lucia
Santa Lucia comadre de los ciegos
Habia hombre que daba baáos de mecos
El hueso siempre crecia
Con la vista de Santa Lucia
El dijo "Chupa mi verga"
Ella dijo "!Soy madre de pobres!"
Santa Lucia se arranco los ojos
Con sus uáas filosas
No quiso pito del buey
No quiso pecar
Santa Lucia quiero tu ojos
Comadre de ciegos
06 Seis seis seis (01:18)
Senor pardoname por mis pecados
Vendi mi alma para proteger el rey nino
En el hombre del padre, hijo Y espiritu santo
El dia viene del rey oscuro
Despier ta porque te pica el culo
Seis Seis Seis Seis Seis Seis
En junio nacio un nino grandote
El cuerpo de cristo sera un cerote
Seis Seis Seis Seis Seis Seis
Te chinga en el dia y te coje en la noche
La verga del diablo ya te conoce
Seis Seis Seis Seis Seis Seis
Si quieres salir tienes que morir
Como Ricky Ramirez te chupa los ojos
Mientras como los sesos de un virgen guero
Mi papa satanas me esta dando besos
[English translate: Six Six Six]
Father forgive me for my sins
I sold my soul to protect the baby king
In the name of the father, son,
and the holy spirit
The day of the dark king is coming
You awaken because he kicks your ass
Six six six Six six six
In June a very great child will be born
The body of Christ will be useless
Six six six Six six six
He... you in the day and... you at night
The devil's dick now knows you
Six six six Six six six
If you want to leave you have to die
Like Ricky Ramirez he sucks your eyes out
Meanwhile like virgin white girls' brains
My father Satan is giving me kisses
11 Desperado (02:41)
Anden pendejos, vengan conmigo
Para adorar el chivo, al pinche rey negro
Soy tu padre, soy tu miedo
Soy Lucifuego, Soy Satanas
Soy Satanas
Anda pendejo y ven conmigo
Yo te hare poderoso
Te dare pisto, viejas y feria
Anden babosos, vengan conmigo
Ni¸os perdidos yo tengo tu alma
Mama mi pinche verga
[English translate: Desperado]
Come on assholes, come with me
To worship the goat, to the... black king
I am your father, I am your fear
I am Lucifer, I am Satan
I am Satan
Come on asshole and see with me
I will make you powerful
I will give you money, old ladies and...
Come on sloppy ones, come with me
Lost children I have your soul
Suck my... dick
18 Castigo del brujo (01:43)
Oigan mi palabra, y salva tu alma
Sin ayuda spritual estñn condenados
Consiguete santos, yebras y lagartijos
Sin protecciºn no aguantas mis castigos
El castigo del brujo te deja chingado
Pobre pendejo estas castigado
Y castigado tu alma esta controlada
Traeme tu hija pa darme mamadas
El dolor que tienes, no te lo quito
Esclavo del brujo, que placer maldito
áEl castigo del brujo, come cerote!
[English translate: Curse Of The Witch]
Heed my word, and save your soul
Without spiritual help you're condemned
...saints,... and...
Without protection you don't hold back my curses
The witch's curse leaves you fucked up
Poor asshole you're cursed
And cursed your soul is controlled
Bring me your sister to give me head
The pain you feel, doesn't...
...of the witch, what a... pleasure
The curse of the witch, eat...!
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